Since I'm on vacation . . . I've lined up some guest writers (that's right, I called you writers, not bloggers) to keep y'all busy in my absence.
Today's Guest Writer is
Supah Mommy!
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Without further adieu . . . Please enjoy this post by
Supah Mommy!
Preface:
I love prefaces.
Hi all of my Meeko's little fanfare! I LOVE Meeko, don't you? I just love sayin his name
number 1 MEEKOMEEKOMEEKOMEEKOMEEKO - and number dooce He's so animated and fun. Takes away some of the doldrums of the blog world!
His hand on hip stuff is enough to make me fall over.
SO thank you Meeko for the opportunity to go to work for you, mess your desk sh*t up , wrinkle your post it note edges, BECOME BFF's with N, leave stanky ol coffee cups lying around and the BEST re-organizing your paper clip pile to say this:
Here's an old post from when I used to work in a childcare setting. I am a skilled and highly trained educator- SUPAH EDUCATOR.. but the jobs in my area are nil. I had to go to work to buy mac n cheese and such so I chose a childcare setting so that my kiddos could be RIGHT NEXT TO ME and I could stalk their teachers every move. My middle name is control. My first name is Janet. Miss Jackson if yer nasee.
xoxo
SupahMommy
Circa: 2007
I have a co worker I cannot stand. She is so white trickety trash and unprofessional it kills me.
I don't have to directly- directly ( that's like.. he "like likes" you) work with her.. but I work with her enough to want to find a magic spell and
wisk her off to no mans land. Preferably one in which she is forced to do hard labor and then write a 45 page essay on how to be professional at work.
POOF! ****
She's late. She dresses unprofessionally. Gag. She wears JAMMIE PANTS! HOLY MOTHER LOAD .. flannel jammie pants?? To work? FLAMMIES??
Now I love me some Jammie Pantz... don't snark on the FLAMMIES. But there's a time and place for all things flannel. Work.. is NAH- OT the place.
Take notes peeps. Grab that old envelope and write THAT LITTLE TIDBIT down, like I would and then promptly lose it. Like I do.. all things important.
She does not do a good job with the kids.
ETc. etc. That's a given. You probably soothsayed that no?
But more importantly and directly affecting MOI...
She's one of those snide people who can't stand that when someone else walks in whose fabulous ( ME ME ME) it makes them ( her) look... um.. UN farking FABULOUS to the hilt. AS if.. it took only ME and my greatness TO POINT THAT OUT. She's like the arfin poster child for work related NO NO'S AND UH OHS. You know those posters about serenity and team work? Yah.. hers are like THIS.. ( but with her face on it)
I KNEW I HAD seen her somewhere. I should've noted it then. Taken notes. On the back of a post it written in highlighter.
SHE makes excuses for her lack of .. whatever... and makes snide comments to me
abouT about " how good i am. " Loaded positive comments?
yah know..
* keep em coming WT- KEEP EM comin... MAMA'S gettin ready to knock you out of those flammies. So anyways I stepped into this job.. way late. the teacher previously to me did not begin these child evaluations ( thank you very much) that were in depth and pretty intensive. requiring observations, checklists, pictures and
conference summaries blah blah blah..
I had approx 15 days to do my students. EVery PLUCKING PORTION. All me. No prob. THis is easy street for me.
Deadline was yesterday. Keep in mind... this is an ongoing thing that all teachers are and have been aware of FOR MONTHS. MA- ONTHS!
Me.. I walked into it. So I turn mine in early of course.
SUPAH STAH!
Deadline rolls around.Yesterday.and guess whose
NOT EVEN BEGUN THE LAST PORTION... the summaries.
Ol WT FLAMMIE WEARER herself.
Guess what she did ?
Arranged for me to cover her students for
all of the LIVE LONG day so that she could take ADDITIONAL work time to FINISH THEM..
HOLD ME BACK PEOPLE- HOLD SUPAH BACK!!
That ho was gone from 10 am til 2 and only came back because I was leaving.
This after WALKING IN A HALF AN HOUR LATE that morning. While I struggled with kids who weren't used to me... my room.. etc.
I commented to her that it was unfair THAT she take extra work time and leave me with her students.
She commented back that she
didn't' have the "liberty" to work at home like i did.
ohhhh HOLD ME BACK ² PEOPLE.. HOLD ME BACK ²!
I commented back. It has nothing to do with liberty, only choice.
I chose to get my work done (SUPAH STAH!) and while my girls were bathing etc.. I worked. I took every opportunity at work that I had to finish them and then brought work home when i could not.
I don't think she understood my professional speak. Go fig.
So instead I....
Lit her on fire with one blink of my magic eyes.. I'm good like that.
I'M FURIOUS. I've contacted the director who was not there on Friday and told her I wanted to speak to her confidentially about a matter. Will do so on Monday. Am I wrong? I work my butt of there and this is how
I'm rewarded.. by watching slackers... take
advantage of me and the system.
grr.. help.
Tranny ho.
Y- I- OTTA. GRRRRRRRR
* Update for those of you absolutley on the edge of your pins and needles seats!
Whatever happened to the WT- Tranny Ho FLAMMIE WEARING Uh OH No NO at work Poster Child?
I became her boss. BOO-YA!
Awww yah.
Nuff said.
( I LOVE WHEN I SAY BOO-YA.. cuz I'm truly have no BOO nor no YA in my system)
ALso.. whose the WT now with all my ghetto speak.
xoxo
Happy Vacation Mr. MeekoFab